Multi Lingual

Recently, I noticed a trend where a lot of my friends on Facebook (ya ya.... im going on about Fcbk again) updated their "Language".

I am in an utter dilemma.

English: Check. I excel.
Portuguese: Umm.... spoken.. not written... more like portglish.
French: Written... not spoken.
Konkani: Terrible.
Hindi: A joke. My attempts are legendary.

What shall I say in that text box?
Oh yes.. of course...I am not obliged to say anything.

The force is with me.